One Car, Two Men, 13,695 km
The Peking to Paris Rally is a recreation of the 1907 challenge issued by Le Matin, "Is there anyone who will undertake to travel this summer from Peking to Paris by automobile?"
The 2016 version will follow a route of 13,695 Km (8,510 miles) and take 35 days. We are travelling in Rhubarb and Custard, a 1936 Buick. We know nothing about cars or rallying.
I have remembered your birthday as well - you have another pack of Smarties awaiting your return. Do the Little Chef's sell Colin the Caterpillar?